Friday, January 13, 2006

Friday the 13th

When I titled this post, I was not thinking of the strange, somewhat scary connotations associated with the date thanks to Jason and gang. The title actually had no point.

Now that we've moved beyond that, let me share with you the highlights of my week.

Monday:

Ran from home to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. Sat with a new hot guy. Witnessed two accidents on the way to Gurgaon. Started talking with hot guy about the rise in accidents during winters (its amazing how something as morbid as accidents can help you strike a conversation with someone!). In the evening, ran from office to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. Sat by myself. Noticed new guy sitting at the back. Smiled politely. New guy came to my seat, asked if someone was sittng with me, and then sat with me. Discussed state of Delhi, favorite hangouts, professional aspirations. Yours truly was quite happy at having her faith re-affirmed in the possibility of divine intervention and availability of hot eligible young men in the capital. Nearly missed getting off at the right bus stop for home.

Tuesday:

Ran from home to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. New guy was sitting by himself. When guy ahead of me tried to sit next to new guy, new guy told him seat was saved. Then smiled at me, said had saved seat for yours truly. Hallelujah!! For once was not tempted to sleep on the way to office and catch an extra hour of shut eye. In the evening, ran from office to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. Sat by myself. Noticed new guy sitting at the back. Smiled politely. New guy came to my seat, asked if someone was sittng with me, and then sat with me. Dejavu anyone? Discussed new guy's work with ye corporate Gods. Hmm...strange. New guy seems so enthusiastic. Not what I'd expect from someone who has been a slave as long as I think he's been one. Still shared an amazing conversation. Discovered common love of cars (SUVs in particular) and bikes. We even watch the same TV shows!! New dangly earrings fell in bus. Gawd knows how. New guy helped me search them all over bus. People stared, but did he stop? Nay siree. Nearly missed getting off at the right bus stop for home again. Found the earring stuck somewhere in my sweater. Found new guy. Found lost earrings. This is definitely my week !

Wednesday:

Whole day spent in training. Did not see new guy morning or evening. What else can I say?

Thursday:

Ran from home to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. New guy was sitting by himself. Smiled and said, I've saved a seat for you. Whew !! I suddenly realized I knew nothing of what new guy did professionally. So I asked. Was expecting a response like - manager, asst manager, CA, well, something like that. New guy told me this was his first job. He passed out of college last year. WAT THE FUK !! I passed out like 3 years ago... So that would make me...OHMIGOD....OLDER THAN HIM !! Pardon me if that took the wind out of my sails. In the evening, ran from office to bus stop. Nearly missed office bus. Sat by myself. New guy came to my seat, asked if someone was sittng with me, and then sat with me. Started asking my advice about the company, MBA options - OH GOD...he thinks of me as his MENTOR!! arrrggghhh. Deep breaths...deep breaths...counted to 10, then counted to 20. Meanwhile new guy was telling me about some club a buddy of his has opened in Delhi. Said he could tell me about some live rock performances over the weekend...you know, by calling on the mobile nmber he doesn't yet have. Yours truly smiled sadly...Let new guy know that 24th bday is just around the corner. Another week to be exact. Figured he'll realize I'm a hag and leave me alone. New guy just smiles and wants to know my birthday plans. Whoa! Missed getting off at correct bus stop for home. C'mon, can you blame me??

Friday:

Ran from home to bus stop. Missed office bus. Got a second office bus. Had to stand for half and hour. Slept for another half and hour when a seat finally became available. Reached office refreshed. Entered work bay. New guy strolls over to say hi. Wait a minute...I didn't tell him where I sit. Talks about the band performance. Takes my number to inform me about it over the weekend. When he leaves, I dance over to eccentric brit neighbour and tell him how I enjoy the sheer innocence and exuberance of younger guys. How sweet they are. And how new hot guy is totally innocent and harmless (well, I thought he was!). Eccentric brit (also wily old man) points out how my "innocent" young friend had managed to get a mobile number and permission to call on the weekend. I am amazed at the smoothness of it all. I feel old and dumb. Speak to work girlfriend later. She tells me I should feel flattered and happy. After all, I am now the old wine. Old wine at 24. Sigh. I tell her, old wine is ok. What if I'm rancid wine! She bursts out laughing. So do I. Suddenly we realize this would be a great line in the blog and I quickly write it down lest I forget it due to my advancing years. Yes, I know. I need to get a life. In the evening, ran from office to bus stop. Couldn't find office bus. New guy calls me and says bus is about to leave, and he is holding it up for me. I run to bus. Sit with new guy and try very hard not to let him see how out of breath I am. I remember the bus stop this time. I guess the facination is over.

Saturday:

Sleep. Get hair cut. Shop. Have girlie night out. At night mum tells me she went to buy Harpic. The shopkeeper showed her 4 bottles and said it now comes in 4 "flavours"! Get a giggle attack.

Sunday:

Write about my week. Start giggling again. Cannot stop. Hope I don't miss the bus tomorrow morning :-D

15 comments:

Lalit Singh said...

Old Rancid Wine..
Harpic in 4 flavors

ROTFL
Awe cmon...u've not even had the silver jubilee of the celebration called life...there are more lovely things awaiting.. like the quarter life crisis.

So he's younger... what the hell :-)

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

ROTFL!!!!! This was funnnnnyyyyyy! So, after a hard week's try, you finally managed to miss the bus...lol. Hmmm...can't really say about this age thing...but I think 24 is definitely not old, rancid wine. :P
Age doesn't matter...think Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, think Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz...can't really recall any more examples right now :D

Safari Al said...

I am much much younger and what the hell.

and look you have a regular job and earn. i like pubbing and so do you. my wallet's generally flat.
*innocent look*
why not??? 24 aint to bad. written backwards its 42 - the answer to life unverse and everything else. Sheesh...i am a pervert. Sorry...
*back to the innocent look*

so wotsay?

*ROTFL*

Anonymous said...

If 24 is rancid wine? What the hell is 27?

Anonymous said...

vinegar :D

Safari Al said...

or spoilt vinegar...


@ifitellya... : i am shamelessly hitting on you arent i? :D

Unknown said...

hehe funny post and funny comments as well!
So I will wait for your next post! >:)

dreamer said...

u hv done it again gal... u hv made my day again... if only you wud have posted daily..!

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya said...

lalit: gee thanks dude... for reminding me that i have another crisis to look fwd to. i was telling a friend about the "quarter-life crisis" and she cracked up! glad you got a good laff out of this :-)

the girl who sold the world: sigh...the exuberance of youth. honey...we're talking demi moore and cameron diaz!! thanks for the encouragement tho. catch em young and let em grow is what i believe ;-)

safari al: so u wanna be my toy boy eh?? look if the girl who sold d world is comparing me to demi and cameron, i'm gonna compare you to ashton and justin (altho i really dislike justin). *innocent look. bats eyes* hehehhe.... game? oh n btw, atleast lalit jus reminded me of 25, ur reminding me of 42...tsk tsk...need to give u some classes (pvt tutions mebbe ;-))

anon 1: if ur a guy and single, 27 means eligible

anon 2: hehehehe wicked u are. i like ur definition better

safari al: bad boy spank spank :-D

lazy strokes: glad u liked. yep i think some of the funniest ppl i kno comment on this blog and i love reading the stuff ppl comment here. makes me DAY !!

rj: thank u sooo much... i wish i cud post everyday too...but too much of a good thing n all dat...so i try to make everyone miss me fer a week n then post :-)

Lalit Singh said...

shameless hitting... spanking...
:-0 OMG what is this comments space turning into????

if ur a guy and single, 27 means eligible
n 26???

Lalit Singh said...

and BTW forewarned is forearmed

Safari Al said...

ah...this is sure getting interesting.

sinusoidally said...

Hi, came across your blog and found your last entry pretty funny. :-)
So did you go to the concert with the younger guy? Not that you are old by any means!

silverine said...

I read this post the day you posted and couldn't help smiling as it reminded me of the eternal Tom and Jerry chase :))
Love the way you have described each day! And the Harpic flavors was hilarious!!! You are going to give some germs a lil variety LOL

Ganja Turtle said...

And? And? And? Living in the"happily ever after" haze?