Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Update

I don't have anything specifically new happening these days, but I still feel like writing. So this'll be one of my rambly updates where I'll go where my mind takes me.

It was the long weekend last weekend in Canada. Monday was Victoria's Day and therefore a holiday. Did I tell you how I was hinting to my husband that we should go for our honeymoon this long weekend (since the last one was so indescribable)? Well, I had been. Infact I told him he could surprise me (All the women out there know what I am talking about when we allow a man to surprise us). Then did I tell you, that he asked me if I'd like to go to the zoo? He did. And no we ended up not going anywhere at all. Infact we were like an old couple, and stayed up late every night watching movies.

On Sunday, after Church, we came home, had chicken curry, and took a nap. I KNOW!!!! Where is the young exciting life I had thought to lead in this new free land?? Anyway, during my nap I had this dream about this dessert we had seen at this little cafe in Greektown. So when we woke up at 6 PM, thats where I demanded to be taken to. Trust me, if you'd seen this dessert, you'd know what I am talking about. Infact I took a pic just for everyone.

THIS IS BEFORE



THIS IS AFTER



TIME TAKE: 8.5 SECONDS

Its called a Tongue Depressor. Why in the world would anyone call that a depressor is beyond me. The cafe has this corny little menu, I should have snapped a pic of. This menu has names like "The Julius Ceaser", "A Bird to the Wise", "Stand by your Ham", "Fowl Play", "Yes Sir, Cheese my Baby", and my personal favourite, "Poultrygeist".

On Monday evening to celebrate the end of the holiday, I went to the park. There's one about 2 minutes from my place. Its a dog park, and me being a doggie lover, I go there to pet all the dogs. I know how that sounds. But I love them so much. Dogs are so stupid and brave and loyal and idiotic. Owners come to the park with these complicated toys, and the dogs just run around chasing squirrels and picking up dead pieces of wood to play with! Goes to show how simple is sometimes best. They have the greatest fun running around an empty fountain and jumping over the benches. The only problem is that they also love to drool, so I usually need to wash my jeans after every visit to the park. After observing the dogs and the owners, I realized their primary motivation is food. For the dogs I mean, although if you saw some of the owners, you'd think the same of them. They, the dogs, don't come to everyone in the park. Only to the people who have food. Having observed this, I now go to the park prepared. Before leaving the house, I pick up one of the muffins I've baked, and sort of rub it over my hand and palm, and then I go to the park. Poor dogs keep coming to me and licking my hand, and everyone thinks I am like the Dog Whisperer. Even my husband doesn't know about my dirty little trick. I tell him its because the dogs sense my pure aura. Ofcourse, all they smell is chocolate chips and orange muffin. One of these days, I know he'll figure it out, but till then.............

Who said you need to be completely honest in a marriage about everything? He was wrong. Infact I bet it was a he who said it, because women just know better. For example, every morning, when the alarm goes off, and my husband lovingly touches my feet with his (read: he kicks me) to go shut it off, I tell him, I already went and snoozed it 10 minutes ago and you never heard it......Its been 3 months so far, and needless to say, he's not figured it out yet. Infact thinking about this, brings me to the next interesting topic I could blog about - Lies Women Tell. I'll start my list immediately after I post this entry.

I can hear the dogs barking. So I'll be off now. Besides, I don't want muffin crumbs on the laptop.

16 comments:

Lalit Singh said...

The dessert looks yummy.. i guess it is a waffle with chocolate, ice cream , banana, whipped cream n choc sauce *SLURP* isnt it?
Its been 3 months so far, and needless to say, he's not figured it out yet
Oh you naughty little thing... 3 months n the poor guy has to go each day to snooze it.

Waiting for the 'Lies Women Tell' post.. and dont forget your tag.

purpleglitter said...

the snooze trick is supppperb!! m gonna use it too! and ya, cant wait for lies women tell..can't wait. im so glad u put something up. ive been checking all these days!

Kusum Rohra said...

Superb I will use the snooze trick too if I ever get married that is!! And I am assuming your hubby doens't read your blog!! In that case, why why why are you keeping him away from a few laughs??

THIS IS SO BLOODY FREAKY!!!

I am preparing for my GMAT and I have this whole bloody math phobia!! and look what the word verification gave me "MAYHTS"!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that japanese for maths by any chance?

Fleiger said...

Hmmm... points to remember after I get married:

1. Keep an eye on the sweet-supply in my house if my wife shows any "animal magnetism".
2. Make sure you know what time the alarm is set for and what time is it when it wakes you up.
3. Don't make my wife aware of this, 'cause after all she is entitled to her secrets ;)

sidkc said...

lovable, but not the same as before. canada has made your writing lose it bite :(

looking forward to more :)

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya said...

lalit: all of that AND decadent chocolate brownies on top of it! yep, will get to the tag tomorrow. as for the "Lies Women Tell", ummm.....its a little too long right now ;-D but will put it up soon too.

purpleglitter: the snooze trick is my morning life saver!

kusum rohra: are u kidding?? ofcourse he doesn't read it!!! O MY GOD!! i have a math phobia too...so i can totally commiserate in ur grief! infact there is something i saw perfect for us, and if i can find it again, i'll post it. all the best girl!

fleiger: hahahaha....am glad i've contributed to some man's learnings :-)))))))) oh and btw, u can never keep a track of what is there in ur house once ur married...ur wife will make sure of it ;-D

sidkc: yeah, its possible...but then imagine...this country has uninterrupted power and water supply, hardly any corruption, no lecherous men offering u lifts, no smelly cabs, and no bad FM early in the morning - with such a lack of inspiration, its no wonder im bitching less and with lesser effect! worry not, i shall find something to get my inspiration back soon enough!

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the elderly camel said...

Delightful! Love your rambling and easy style of narration.

The Black King said...

Nice nice way of posting --- and please come up with the "Lies women tell" post asap!

silverine said...

I have read this post with great interest and like Kusum if I ever get married then I shall use the wisdom contained herein.

That said, delightful post dear! As long as you are unemployed we shall get to read your posts more regularly. I am lovin it.

"everyone thinks I am like the Dog Whisperer" rofl!!

silverine said...

p.s Church??? I thought you were a true blue punjabi kudi!

quills said...

I see you have gone to Dimitris..man! how I miss it. Those crepes and waffles with chocolate drizzled all over are simply out of this world.

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya said...

comment deleted: ok so blogger, i didn't delete any comment? What did you do now???

the elderly camel: thanks so much! it feel so good to write again. almost like a reunion with an old friend...

the blank king: hey, sorry i had to do the tag first, but the lies post is next in line. hope u enjoy the tag.

silverine: i promise i will write even after i get a job...now will u plz light a few candles for me and pray for me? i cud use everybit of it! anyway, yep, am a Christian (Methodist if that matters :-)) from Delhi. The Punjabi influence is inescapable!

quills: ahhhh demitris....its heaven...sometimes we get off at the Coxwell (I think thats the one) station just to go there...even though its not planned.

Tarun Chandel said...

i like the way you presented the desert eating and especially the time taken. Super funny :)

-Tarun

Xterminator said...

I tell him its beacuse the dogs sense my aura!!!
Nice line!!
And seriously y is it called a tongue depresser???
Good work keep it up!!!

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